Monday, September 30, 2013

A Modern Prayer

Our Government bureaucracy, which art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy will be done in Seattle,
As it is in D.C..
Give us this day our daily paperwork.
And forgive us no trespasses,
As we forgive them that trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from simplicity.
For thine is the kingdom,
The power, and the glory,
For ever and ever.

Monday, September 2, 2013

Wild Animal

Approach Legitimacy as if it were a beautiful, wild animal who is waiting to snap you up and crush your bones.